Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox
I call bullshit
fuck me it actually worked
I’ve never gotten one of these to work before
this makes me feel alive
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”
TO DO SMASHY SMASH
you are the dancing queen
Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…
Love it. This movie was hilarious.
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?
This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot
Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:
I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen
when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.
Reasons why sexism is wrong
I don’t usually reblog just for the hell of it but this has too few notes.
Guys this needs more notes.
hips don’t lie by oxford university’s all male choir
I have been waiting my whole life for this. I didn’t know this was something I needed, but not I can’t deny
my hips don’t lie about how much I need this in existence