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xlb42:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

I call bullshit

fuck me it actually worked
I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

xlb42:

xlb42:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

I call bullshit

fuck me it actually worked

I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

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dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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svvord:

pissoffyoucunts:

sophie-watts:

Thanks 

I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”

TO DO SMASHY SMASH

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olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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reportergirl13:

Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

Love it. This movie was hilarious.

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modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

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Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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special5sosloveblog:

5sos and Pizza

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masculinerevolution:

Reasons why sexism is wrong 

I don’t usually reblog just for the hell of it but this has too few notes.

Guys this needs more notes.

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webuiltthepyramids:

thispopculture:

legallyblained:

hips don’t lie by oxford university’s all male choir

wow

Yes.

I have been waiting my whole life for this. I didn’t know this was something I needed, but not I can’t deny

my hips don’t lie about how much I need this in existence

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nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

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